Hardly a match made in heaven. Lindsay Lohan and her new fake tan Sevyn Nine

By Aisling | May 11 2009 | 15 Comments

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Lindsay promotes Sevyn Nine – hopefully with knickers on

Now the long and the short of it is poor aul LiLo is a tangoed creation who bounces from narcotics fueled disasters to lesbian love affair debacles. She seems to be stuck in a fashion black hole, hasn’t done anything of note in the last few years – like acting for instance – instead preferring a hard partying lifestyle and size zero knickerless capers.

She’s not as bad as Giorgio – but why on earth would we rush to buy a tan that she has endorsed? Oh sorry – that she has created (out of caramel or something), especially for the pale skinned amongst us. The tan is called Sevyn Nine. Why? “They’re like my favourite numbers”. Ah that makes perfect sense then…

Look, she needs the money. But in case you’re not convinced have a look at some of the tans and bronzers that us real people like here and here.


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15 Replies to "Hardly a match made in heaven. Lindsay Lohan and her new fake tan Sevyn Nine"

  • LouLaBelles says:

    God I cant stand this girl! Who would want to buy this?
    This is me is up there with Kerry Katona’s perfume!

  • Mary Bakes says:

    Would not buy anything she promotes. Anyway, I recall seeing her orange ankles more than once…

  • JustMe says:

    Is it just me or does it look a bit patchy in the photo?
    God they could of touched it up a bit better

  • Aisling Aphrodite says:

    Justme -haha didn’t notice that before – her feet are white!

  • Millie says:

    i think it looks dirty more than tanned :shock:

  • dancingqueen says:

    All those advisors and hangers-on….and not one person told her she mis-spelled ‘Seven’

  • Polly says:

    Don’t be mean to Nicola from Girls aloud! I know she looks a state sometimes but she’s proud to be pale! Fair (sorry!) play to her for throwing out the fake tan altogether :)

  • Hannah says:

    This is one of the worst promo shots I think I have ever seen… her right leg looks distorted and too short and bendy.

    As for her being a the flag bearer for fake tan…doesn’t she always look a bit ‘dirty’ around the edges …her face and eyebrows have an orange tide mark effect where is the tan is building up over the years.

  • Jellybaby says:

    I like my fake tan to make me look glowing and healthy. Not dirty and dull like Miss Lohan in that pic.

  • Olaola says:

    Christ, what’s with the legs…

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