There’s only so much clever bronzing and chicken filleting a gal can put up with in an effort to big-up her bust. If you’ve had enough of that jazz but there’s no way in hell you’re going under the knife, then Rodial’s latest offering might be of interest. Billed as a truly viable alternative to surgery, Boob Job promises to instantly firm and lift your Ladies and décolleté area, repair and restructure the skin, and increase what they coyly call “volume” by about half a cup size in 56 days.
The gel is hormone-free; its active ingredients include a natural phytosterol called Volufiline, myrrh extract, pentapeptides, wheat protein, and pomegranate ellagic tannins. It works by trapping fat cells that move around the body after you’ve had a feed into the area where it’s been applied – so be careful you don’t mistake it for your body moisturiser and start lashing it onto your arse!
Beautiful breastesses don’t come cheap though – this stuff will set you back €175 squids. If you fancy a splurge, you can get your very own Boob Job from Harvey Nicks in Dundrum.