Comments on: Brian Cowen: urgent makeover needed

By: April

April — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:01:23 +0000

I reckon he’d need double Berties make up budget and it still wouldn’t be enough

By: Pixie

Pixie — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:48:12 +0000

He should go on “the swan”. That would be hilarious. Amanda brunker introducing his reveal….

By: Lynnie

Lynnie — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:42:58 +0000

I reckon a manicure wouldn’t go amiss either.

By: LanaLamont

LanaLamont — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:52:15 +0000

He is charismatic in person, very strong character. New glasses and a new haircut would be good though.

By: cathyfly

cathyfly — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:05:45 +0000

Bertie was actually presentable once they got him to ditch the anorak and the cheap suits.
Unfortunately for poor Biffo I don’t think any amount of expensive tailoring will help… Only a double dose of face & lip liposuction can improve matters now!

By: Townygirl

Townygirl — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:51:30 +0000

shoulda gone to specsavers!

By: Lynnie

Lynnie — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:46:43 +0000

Definitely a facial and a new hairdo.

I actually think he should get new specs, those rimless ones are a bit… flimsy-looking or something on him and do him no favours at all.

By: Aphrodite

Aphrodite — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:46:17 +0000

maybe he’s the one that snapped up the last of the Pout Lip Plump

By: ams

ams — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:43:47 +0000

Yeah lay off the lip plumper Brian and suck in those cheeks!

By: Kitty in the City

Kitty in the City — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:40:58 +0000

According to a friend who worked with him, he was “quite charasmatic” in real life. Her words, not mine!