Yesterday Leo Sayer made a spirited stand against the blatant violation of human rights in the servants quarters of the Celebrity Big Brother house. We are celebrities he whined to Danielle and Carol This is imprisonment. We deserve to be treated in a manner reflecting our status. Comparing the substandard conditions situation, realistically, to that of Guantanamo Bay, he stormed off like a demented pixie, in a big hissy fit to the diary room. "This is not a request it is a DEMAND! Celebrities cannot be treated like this - get me my contract nooooooooooooow!".
His rebellion consisted of giving the camera the finger, many many times, telling Big Brother to eff off and basically sulking. Great rebellion techniques Leo - if you're TWELVE.
He read his contract intently, specs perched on the end of his nose, presumably searching for the part where it stated that celebrities cannot be treated like common muck. He didn't find it.
A reprieve came when the servitude ended and all housemates were reunited in the main house. Minutes after entering the house again Leo was singing happily to Jermaine, in a voice only dogs can usually hear. "Ooh ooh cocktail hour" he screeched. And generally acting like a hyperactive tit.
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Sir! We salute you! But we also ask: who's a tool? YOU decide.
Russell Brand had a field day. And is it just me or is he getting EVEN MORE gorgeous?
